Confessions of a Luxury Condo HOA General Manager Ever wondered what it’s like to manage a luxury high-rise condo association? It’s a masterclass in human nature, where navigating a labyrinth of egos, eccentricities, and the occasional ethical gray area is all in a day’s work. Here’s one tale from the trenches, dripping with dark humor and a large therapy bill. Full article on Patreon!

Luxury high-rises may come with valet parking, skyline views, and espresso machines more complicated than most tax codes but behind all that polish, there’s often a mess hiding in the back office. Did you know 40% of HOA's experience fraud? You never hear about it because HOA's don't want it to make the evening news. Full article on Patreon!

A Tale of Power, Pettiness, and Sea Witchery in the HOA Underworld Once upon a time, in a land where perfectly manicured lawns and color-coordinated mailboxes ruled supreme, there emerged a creature of legendary infamy: Ursula, the Sea Witch of HOA Boardrooms . Now, if you’re conjuring images of a well manicured, glamorous, manipulative villain with tentacles and a sultry voice, let me stop you right there. Compared to Ursula, Ursula from that beloved under-the-sea tale is a

Because everything goes down (and up) in the elevator. In the glamorous world of luxury high-rise living, one might assume that drama is reserved for board meetings or the rooftop cocktail hour. But, let me assure you - where there are elevators, there’s chaos. And where there’s chaos, there are cameras.  Crystal-clear, perfectly angled cameras that people seem to forget exist. Spoiler: we don’t. And yes, people like me monitor them. Full article on Patreon!

In the world of high-rise management, where luxury meets the unpredictable, every building has its own cast of characters - each more colorful than the art hanging in their million-dollar condos. But none quite like Chad. He was the plot twist we never saw coming, the kind of resident you couldn’t invent if you tried. Full article on Patreon!

Yoga and fitness are all the rage these days, and for good reason. Nothing beats the serenity of a solid downward dog—unless, well we will get to that. Welcome to the adventures of managing a luxury condo association, where the drama is as high as the rent. Full article on Patreon!